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Ladies and gentlemen, the most majestic goddamn photo I have ever taken:
Starring professional unicorn @KeithHabs
1278
"How many times have you been in love?"
"I dunno, I'd have to remember how many dogs I've met."
1280
Jon Snow plans a wedding:
me: flowers?
jon: hm let's go with hydrangeas and sacrificing ourselves with no strategy whatsoever
#GameOfThrones
1281
every single person believes
that one time while they were walking outside
they could talk to birds
1282
Bong Joon-Ho DID THAT. 👏 The first Korean film to win the coveted Palme d'Or!
The Host. Mother. Snowpiercer. Okja. Don't sleep on Korean cinema, y'all. 🇰🇷 twitter.com/Festival_Canne…
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Fig. 1. "Portrait of a dog and his father, silently judging you." 8 December 2017. Photographers @JonPremosch and @maceyjforonda.
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Lord help anyone who stands between me and a fried potato 🍟
1285
"Show us the receipts, Donald Trump Jr."
*tweets out emails*
"Um hey these are price tags, not receipts."
"I'm rich, what is a receipt."
1286
The #TryGuys have been super busy but we want to release vids more regularly so we've set a premiere date!
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer
1287
Sending my support to Trayvon Martin's family instead of wasting my time and energy on that vile, disgusting, potato-faced murderer.
trayvonmartinfoundation.org
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I’m beyond proud to be hosting #TrevorLive LA this year! An incredible organization honoring inspiring trailblazers for a very important cause. Join me and @TrevorProject to help support LGBTQ youth in crisis: la.trevorlive.org 🏳️🌈
out.com/news-opinion/2…
1289
To explain my pie preferences:
- I'm Texan, therefore I love pecan (PEE-can) and sweet potato
- My fave dessert is ice cream, therefore I cannot resist fruit pies which bumped apple to #1
- Other cream pies are great but I prefer pies with more crust/crumbs
- TBH I'll eat any pie
1290
MOM: "What are you doing?"
ME: "Nothing."
MOM: "YES YOU ARE YOU ARE TALKING TO YOUR MOM SO YOU ARE DOING VERY IMPORTANT THING."
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we are halfway through the zodiac twitter.com/EugeneLeeYang/…
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Less than a week before I’m in San Antonio for an interview with @BetoORourke. Don’t forget to buy your tickets or donate, if you can, and we’ll see you on July 11: txdem.co/satx
1296
Here's my General Entertainment Protect At All Costs List:
1) horses in battle scenes
End of list.
1297
#Watchmen is revelatory television. 🙌 Bold, surprising, relevant. Damon Lindelof delivered incredibly compelling storytelling. The writing and direction are superb. The cast is sublime. Hong Chau is a star. 👏 Put Jean Smart in everything. 👏 Give @ReginaKing all the awards. 👏
1298
It's The #TryGuys 3-Year Anniversary today! 🎉
Take this fun quiz and vote #TryGuysForStreamys for Show of the Year!
buzzfeed.com/eugeneyang/try…
1299
“So what’s the last touristy thing you want to do in Hawaii?”
*clears throat*
*straightens tie*
“I want to touch a goat.” 🐐
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Wedding photo: NAILED IT
Congratulations to our beautiful producer and friend @SelfDepreKate on her wedding day! #rickyandkatie
