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been proper miserable these past couple months but the fact that i have you guys is so le epic that i'm irl pogging rn xD
let's nae nae on into june, chat, and have a keanu reeves 2020
your breathtaking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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@Ranboosaysstuff sorry to keep you on edge about it
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my hairline is great, it’s your standards that are “too high”
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My wife: “Honey, who spent all our money on exercise balls?”
Me: gyrating my hips, working all of my core muscles while having fun and burning calories at the same time
“I dunno”
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@Ranboosaysstuff @Ph1LzA you are a sick twitsted individual. one day i will usurp your throne
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@danielhowell It’s alright I forgive you
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Drop your mum’s credit card details below
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@GeorgeNotFound crazy ol' world isn't it?
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My Twitch/YouTube profile picture is an edited photo of me, 8 hours after being dumped by my first girlfriend, drinking at a Halloween party.
I felt like it summed me up
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I hate people who are middle-aged.
Either be old or don't
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I’m so lonely I’m thinking about spooning the cold, uncaring embrace of my many toilet rolls tonight
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@MCChampionship_ @tommyinnit @TubboLive @pokimanelol I’m so sorry. I tried to get tommy off this team but he’s too powerful now. This is going to be a train wreck
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One day I'll be as good as one of those cold monkeys
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@tommyinnit Regarding the DreamSMP Finale:
you are a child
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@Lovejoy @TheSorryBoys
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