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I don't know how this got on my SD card but I now owe all of you a handjob
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"The UK is such a boring, backwards country" ummmmm try again sweaty??
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@SootCharlie @SootMatt @SootJack @SootDavid *Notices bottom bitch replies* Uhhhmmmm who do you think you are? *bulge grows to show confidence*
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Why this snake look like he bout to suck my dick?
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My "Porn Titles" song made entirely of porno titles being played live back in October 2017
When this was recorded SootHouse had about 50k subs :o
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You so
fuckin'
precious
when you
S M I L E
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Red's a pretty good colour. I support red.
Retweet if you support red out there mmmhmmm
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Have I ever told you guys how much I love April fools day?
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Are you honestly telling me England made the World Cup Semi-Final and we still didn't believe they had a chance of winning it?
Fuck right off I was behind them the whole way
2022, it's coming home. twitter.com/GaryLineker/st…
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100 retweets and I upload a cover of "You Belong with me" and wave my dignity goodbye twitter.com/sazlouisea/sta…
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If you're planning on listening to @LosCampesinos after all my glowing recommendation I recommend you follow this handy chart I made a few years ago.
They're the sort of band you gotta listen to the album, in order, to understand
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Do you think they tried to delete Google+ and accidentally deleted all of Youtube?
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KidzBop: Cocoa Butter Kisses by @chancetherapper
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I sneezed with my mouth closed and all my hair got sucked inside me
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He won’t let me leave til I give belly rubs. Good thing I always leave my house at around the same time, he can’t miss me.
@Lovejoy @TheSorryBoys
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