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The rotting TMNT suit stays ON during sex twitter.com/brainexploderr…
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“I’m an atheist”
- the family guy dog
😂 share if you laughed 😂
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My wife: “Honey, who spent all our money on exercise balls?”
Me: gyrating my hips, working all of my core muscles while having fun and burning calories at the same time
“I dunno”
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Thanks for making me sound good😤 @jamescharles
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⚠️Rules for dating my daughter⚠️
- If you hurt her seek immediate shelter
- She does not experience any pain
- Do not resist her attacks
- If you touch her, wash all surfaces
- I own a shotgun + shovel. We can hide in an improvised bunker.
Do not go quietly into that good night
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When I grow up I want to be a fireman.👨🏻🚒
F riendly
I ndepedant
R elaxed
E nergetic
M assive cock
A ctive
N ice
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When’s the right time to ask your date if she wants to make a podcast with you? (Fifth base)
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Doctors hate him! This man found a way to have 6 hearts!!!
We want them back!
(HEARTWARMING STORIES)
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when I die feed me to the large camera-eating baby
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But moooom, Luke said I’m not a real streamer if I don’t have the light-up wall triangles! 😤
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For the past three years, November to March has been really hard for me. I feel so tired and unmotivated.
But for the first time in a while I feel like I’m heading into November with energy and motivation.
I think it’s thanks to making content for you guys. I love you all ❤️
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Guys I’m so glad that Minecraft made a comeback
I’ll be on tomorrow to finish the server nether hub. See you then ✌️
[Last online 2 months ago]
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Do you guys prefer your tap water with or without pulp?
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thanks obama twitter.com/cursedsoot/sta…
@Lovejoy @TheSorryBoys
twitch.tv/wilbursoot