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hey @youtooz how many retweets for one of those figures people put in jars?
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Have I ever told you guys how much I love April fools day?
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@jschlatt When my flat bee is promoted in the military
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I’m so lonely I’m thinking about spooning the cold, uncaring embrace of my many toilet rolls tonight
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@AustinOnTwitter Austin I love you have my babies
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@tommyinnit @kinganiii tommy you are genuine, incredibly quick-witted and a natural entertainer. you will have so much success before you even get anywhere near the age I was when I started.
please never stop making people happy and improving at what you love.
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This is the only thing I'm gonna say on 'stan' accounts.
I personally don't mind if anyone has a photo of me as their picture on anything. It's totally harmless to me.
However, if any of my friends feel uncomfortable of you using their face for your account. Stop using it.
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@jschlatt From what I've gathered it's a 0% interest rate on a mortgage with no payback deadline.
Tom Nook did everyone a fucking solid and they spit in his face.
A left leaning social centrist with dubious ideas on the economy perhaps but to call him evil shows lack of moral paucity.
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@Skittles @MCChampionship_ @tommyinnit @TubboLive @pokimanelol I will do everything in my power to keep your filthy marketing ploy out of the tournament, brand
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For the past three years, November to March has been really hard for me. I feel so tired and unmotivated.
But for the first time in a while I feel like I’m heading into November with energy and motivation.
I think it’s thanks to making content for you guys. I love you all ❤️
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@pIumblossom_ Always remember Obama's farewell address, my friend:
"So that’s what we mean when we say America is exceptional. Not that our nation has been flawless from the start, but that we have shown the capacity to change, and make life better for those who follow."
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when I die feed me to the large camera-eating baby
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manchmal wird es im büro so stressig, dass ich mal ein glas wein reinschmuggeln muss! (oder zehn!!!) 🤣🍷x
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My wife: “Honey, who spent all our money on exercise balls?”
Me: gyrating my hips, working all of my core muscles while having fun and burning calories at the same time
“I dunno”
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@Quackity @TubboLive HAHASAHAHAAASHASAHA
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mums love me, what can I say? 😏 twitter.com/Memeulous/stat…
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@AustinOnTwitter @tommyinnit @GeorgeNotFound @TubboLive literally no clue. LITERALLY NO CLUE. throw it out. THROW IT OUT. get a kilogram one, that'll set you straight. kilograms. ahh good ol kg. queen's unit I call it.
sort it out, austin
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