1602
i get most of my news from the history channel
1603
me flying over the moon in E.T’s basket
1605
shout out to all my warlocks! rest in peace Giles
1606
hey weirdos, outcasts, freakazoids, and eunuchs. if you love risqué horror comedies made with micro budgets but macro heart...
1607
i have the same haircut as a very powerful 1990's business woman, the kind that wears suits with shoulder pads. say.ly/TfL526B
1608
me and @ajcookofficial wishing you greetings from the back of a ram in Banff Canada say.ly/uJp55Pm
1609
dear waitress at this nice cafe, i wasn't winking at you while crying, that was just a crumb of a french fry in my eye.
1610
tomorrow night on the CM season finale a familiar character dies and it's kind of like this...youtube.com/watch?v=PEEPoi…
1611
i got to see and meet one of my favorite living musicians last night @ShakeyGraves
1612
Christmas is really creeping up on us say.ly/tiF4LRb
1615
me and my 2 best friends in second grade
1616
anyone notice how automated paper towel dispensers give you just enough paper to dry 70 percent of your hands?
1617
if you stay at comic con too long you start to look like your own drawings
1618
gourd boy shout out to this normal window
1619
perhaps the world's fastest #gublertattoo happened after last nights Q&A. now on @laurenmenorah
1620
it's hard to beat "terms of endearment" in 3-D with @RikiLindhome
1621
...that sub was so cool and he let you practice karate instead of running the mile.
1622
1624
watch me and @AdamNee try to buy our souls back from a 3,000 year old witch in this sketch from @jash youtu.be/z57Rs_BWeSQ
1625
few things are as surreal as overhearing your dad start a conversation about his love of Snoop Dogg
really good at decorating for holidays