1576
woke up from my one man slumber party with my hand in a bowl of warm water and a mustache drawn on my face. What the Heck!!?
1578
every shirt also comes with this thank you note! #VegasStrong
1579
thank you to everyone who came out to my library of congress #RumpleButtercup performance!!! you guys are the candycorn to my karl and i love you so all much. 💛🍌💛
1580
i know it's april but bill murray is so good in "scrooged."
1581
had so much fun being the guest monologist at @ASSSSCATLA with some of the funniest folks in the world @ucbtla
1582
nothing beats a snowy midnight screening of "so i married an axe murderer"
1583
i’m so dang goth this is a photo of me from a church easter egg hunt. #gothday
1587
watch the 1st killers vid i directed "don't shoot me santa" m.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ… before you watch "dirt sledding" m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmGNp1…
1588
...by the way he lost his nose in an intense sword duel over a math equation. he also had a pet stag he kept indoors.
1589
been slow on the tweets lately because i've been putting every ounce of thought and time into the ep of CM I'm currently directing.
1591
i have no less than 4 gourds (and one squash) in my backpack at all times #GourdBoyMagazine
1594
zero percent to 10 percent. more than that only on st. patrick's day, weddings, or at themed funerals.
1595
no 1 got blown up while filming @thekillers video but my camera man almost got a flaming tomahawk stuck in his head
1596
watch me drink crab water with @andymilonakis (rated R for language and crab violence) twitter.com/munchies/statu…
1597
hey MTV cribs: instagram.com/p/56ah1JjWSz/
1598
one of my favorite photos of me ever taken (while singing karaoke at a gas station)
1600
an underground fighter with puffy pink sledgehammer hands told me i had beautiful energy then taught me how to hit a man so he goes blind
really good at decorating for holidays