980
me in junior high when most of my friends were imaginary and all of my vests were reversible.
983
what is your favorite Halloween movie guys? mine is probably Hocus Pocus.
984
someone just told me i have the thighs of Aphrodite and i'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult
985
always refuse to let the holidays end! here is a still from when i directed #dirtsledding @thekillers @ryanpardey
986
gourd boy shout out to me not knowing how to use a self-timer
987
special new CM tonight from the marvelous minds of @Vangsness @ecmess and @simonmirren
988
parasite is a masterpiece #bongjoonho
989
...that would be my band name if i had a band.
990
don't tell anyone but i've been having a love affair...
992
there's a new episode of CM on tonight
993
i'm as jazzed to have one million followers as i was when i had just one
994
me getting slapped in the face with a slice pizza
995
nothing kills a joke quite like bad spelling
996
just finished directing the new @thekillers video featuring @ryanpardey and it's our best collaboration yet
997
last 5 minutes of "the prestige." super bravo @OtherElliott
998
i applaud any town where you can blend in by borrowing a purple velvet suit from strangers.
999
heads up, i always have a small teddy bear in my backpack
really good at decorating for holidays