876
rain is so awesome. staying up late is awesome also.
877
gargling apple cider vinegar shirtless while listening to "kid's bop" on pandora radio. i am the king of the weekend.
878
RT:“@michaelhayes: Comedian Patton Oswalt posted something wonderful for Boston facebook.com/pattonoswalt/p… pic.twitter.com/O3BmNMY45Y”
879
Merry Christmas from me, my mom, and mr. nibbles ❤️
880
#depressedjonathan’s #summerfun video journal 🏖 ☀️ 🌭
881
play this on loop at my funeral! vimeo.com/83259322
883
in case you couldn't tell from the missing kid's style, i directed last night's @CrimMinds_CBS #elliotspond
884
guess which one of us is dead @Zak_Bagans @hauntedmuseum
885
"1 if by land, and 2 if by sea and i on the opposite shore will be ready to SHUFFLE THROUGH A FIRE PIT" #paulrevere
887
shemar throwing me in slow motion: vimeo.com/m/81775020
889
bury my bones in the desert
next to a cactus
or something
nice
like a neat rock
890
RT:“@CM_SetReport: @GUBLERNATION cuddling with #Cairo aka tiny bat cat #moneyshot #criminalminds ” i love this cat
891
born to crash stranger's weddings while dressed as a dainty pirate
892
my car is a mobile karaoke machine that specializes in 90's alternative songs that are out of tune
893
merry Christmas from nicolas cage as a baby
894
i own a lot of capes for a guy who's not from eastern europe
895
HALLOW'S EVE EVE!... lets find some ghosts or make some pie or something
898
seriously why are my lips the same shade as Ellen's?
900
your gourd is gonna be all like, "Bakooowwww!" and your landlord is gonna be like, "KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE PEOPLE ARE TRYIN TO DO WARM YOGA"
really good at decorating for holidays