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i think it's nice to occasionally refer to yourself in the 3rd person
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30 percent of the furniture in my house can also be cuddled #furrydogfootstool
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time spent finding out which Disney princess you are most like is time well spent
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if you liked "mr. scratch" check out some of the other criminal minds episodes i have directed...
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Merry Christmas! i love the nutcracker!
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basically anyone who is like, "yeah, i'll risk my life to make sure people don't die" is OK by my book.
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guess which one of us isn't in a costume
859
#flashbackfriday to getting machete chopped on the belafonte
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happy Valentine's Day to all you star crossed lovers
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anyone that knows me knows i have the soul of a 13 yr old girl in the body of a 14 yr old boy. (why i 💜 @RookieMag) rookiemag.com/2015/09/ask-gr…
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gourd boy shout out to any trash that dreams of being a decoration
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is there such a thing as a pajama sommelier? because i am a pajama sommelier.
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is there such thing as a "partial lobotomy" and if so can i do it to myself at home with something painless like a long carrot?
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i'm super good at sitting in small rooms and rocking out to 90's jams
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i come from a long line of gunfighters and mermaids
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me wearing a pastel painting i made of rasputin
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this dude rules. we are probably gonna hang out in roppongi later tonight.
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happy Easter from me, @pagetpaget and @whirlwindheat
really good at decorating for holidays