776
spending sunday with an awesome farmer named oscar
780
happy fathers day to my favorite man on earth!
782
me in junior high when most of my friends where imaginary and all of my vests where reversible
783
watching immortal films in a hollywood cemetery with the bones of those who made them. @cinespia i love you
784
"romeo oh romeo, turn your geotags on romeo" #ifauthorshadtwitterinsteadoftypewriters
785
touché @pagetpaget show up to her house late at night with a smile and a pumpkin and wake up to a head on your porch
786
"gleaming the gube" photo from jeff baena
790
just realized my wrist smells like salmon and this raccoon is not a ghost and why does my wrist smell like salmon?
791
this is how if feel about the unseasonably warm October weather in L.A
792
thank you for coming to the L.A Times Festival of Books, or as i like to call it, ”Coachella for Librarians.”
793
criminals are super lame, crime fighters are super awesome.
794
WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. eating a spoonful of cinnamon can kill you if done wrong youtube.com/watch?v=m1nkXv…
795
that awkward moment you learn your friends on Facebook can see your spotify playlist and you happen to listen to A LOT of Mary Poppins
797
this is me practicing a patented move we like to call "the Kimono Dragon"
798
woah, literally just woke up in my back yard naked and covered in sprinkles. warm fudge in eyes. cherry on forehead. what is going on?
799
"make me look like a 1930's chimney sweep that got beat up in an alley." - direction to my barber
800
i'm at my best while planning criminal minds monster concepts with crayons
really good at decorating for holidays