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i try to have no less than 7 slightly deflated balloon creatures in my house at all times
754
never doubt my commitment to settlers of catan or to singing karaoke while dressed as a turtle
756
i find that molasses cookies age best in jeans but peanut butter is OK too.
757
buckets of love to everyone affected by the shooting and anyone suffering loss of any sort anywhere
758
and the last 10 episodes will bloat your face. (starting with the episode "spencer")
759
my thoughts, prayers, and entire heart go out to George Floyd’s dear mother, loved ones, and everyone suffering during these tense and uncertain times. Please stay safe everyone. ❤️❤️❤️
760
1,500 degree molten lava hitting 78 degree water and magically creating land. (this is not in slow motion)
761
mom kept my childhood room exactly the same since the day I left. Great to be back! say.ly/uUA4E3X
762
throwback to that time i had the same haircut as everyone at the antique mall. (support your favorite little businesses! buy gift cards or send them nice letters)
763
what you can't tell from this photo is that I'm levitating 2 inches off the ground. also, those aren't my hands.
764
here i am casually sitting next to a dirty pumpkin i made in the new issue of @theroguemag theroguemag.com/features/issue…
765
merry Christmas from me and charles dickens! i hope everyone had a magical day filled with family, love, & pudding
767
...we would only play Christmas Songs, Chanukah raps, and the theme song from "Friends."
768
i want a fake british accent and a mogwai
770
i'm alone at a restaurant thinking about a mitch hedburg joke and laughing so hard that i'm almost crying
771
it benefits the nevada childhood cancer foundation & also comes w/ a pouch for holding lost teeth under your pillow!
772
hardcore shoutout to anyone who knows what very haunted porch i'm standing on
774
2 nights out of the year you should behave like an out-of-control super-werewolf
775
loved every moment of my 15 year train ride with these guys and am so excited for all our next stops! 🖤🚂❤️ (july @CBSWatch magazine on stands now)
really good at decorating for holidays