1751
it's officially fall! hold a candelabra and scare your mom!
1752
touché @pagetpaget show up to her house late at night with a smile and a pumpkin and wake up to a head on your porch
1753
i'm on this show. i talk fast, find clues, & shoot people in the elbow. i've also directed 10 super spooky episodes
1754
mom is coming back from carpool! bit.ly/2d3S1z6
1756
thanks @BuzzFeed you are too buzzkind
1758
spoiler alert! i peaked with that "moms love Downton Abbey, dads love downtown Arby's" tweet a few months back
1760
was cryogenically frozen for 28 days and just woke up looking like this. what did i miss and where are my pants?
1761
from now on i only post shirtless photos of myself looking dangerous #28daycryogenicnap
1763
in case you couldn't tell from the missing kid's style, i directed last night's @CrimMinds_CBS #elliotspond
1764
after directing 10 episodes i finally found a way to sneak a star-fade into criminal minds #elliotspond
1765
a star-fade is the closest thing a director has to a mic-drop
1766
i've always said the only thing lacking in "citizen kane" was not enough star-fades
1767
in orson welles' defense the intricate technology of the star-fade probably hadn't been invented yet
1768
it wasn't until man landed on the moon that NASA invented the star-fade
1769
it's saturday! grab a tiny cup of coffee and pretend like you don't have a "young guns 2" poster in your bedroom
1770
my favorite 3rd grade substitute teacher
1774
happy thanksgiving from norbert, the turkey who thinks he's a honey glazed ham
really good at decorating for holidays