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holy smokes you guys are amazing. so many people guessed it immediately.
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another hint for those on the verge. say.ly/SSP78uZ
704
yes! i was @EmoPhilips (aka Mr. Butterfingers from U.H.F) say.ly/Wbj78vH
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Me as Emo Philips with the real @EmoPhilips and the fake Weird Al say.ly/AcG78wV
707
if you had told me when i was 9 that one day @alyankovic would retweet me i would have said, "what the hell does retweet mean?"
708
potatoes are pretty cool. i like the way they look and feel and taste.
709
guess which one of us slept in a dumpster last night... say.ly/eeh799D
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do you enjoy jogging to the macabre? my version of Poe's masterpiece is now on iTunes. itunes.apple.com/us/album/tell-…
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life is full of uncertainties and unknowns, but i rest easy knowing that i'm emceeing a taco eating contest today
714
my car is a mobile karaoke machine that specializes in 90's alternative songs that are out of tune
715
throw back friday (alien head edition) whosay.com/l/SJS7dWE
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i like to gradually wake up in many multiple stages
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...preferably while listening to french music or late 80's garage rock
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unique article by a lovely wordsmith. buzzfeed.com/arianelange/ma…
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one of my favorite photos of me ever taken (while singing karaoke at a gas station)
722
RT:“@danedehaan: Uni and Quail Egg. whosay.com/l/eyj7gcp” "oh you're those annoying picture food dudes!"
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i wanna give a shout out to the raccoon family living in my crawl space!
724
me and my 2 best friends in second grade
725
what's a guy gotta do to get some Christmas candles in this town!
really good at decorating for holidays