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...at least once a week. preferably more.
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an underground fighter with puffy pink sledgehammer hands told me i had beautiful energy then taught me how to hit a man so he goes blind
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RT: “@Vangsness: the things that happen with time on our hands. ”
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mr. manhattan say.ly/QeP6ths
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me and chinaski say.ly/BGD6usR
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RT:“@ajcookofficial: “@nathanandy: Bro bruhs @GUBLERNATION @MekhaiAndersen pic.twitter.com/CZWVtGCgjt” Hair/face❤❤❤” the Kellogg brothers
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Oh I see...Santa gets to crawl down stranger's chimneys and eat their cookies but if a regular joe tries it people g… say.ly/rJC6vuX
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you can take the cow out of the boy but you can't take the cowboy out of the cowboy say.ly/GNa6vwv
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please provide a caption for this say.ly/Bhd6wwr
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something i saw in the forrest say.ly/aHu6xEW
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the prince and the pea say.ly/Niw6xTI
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mr. mittens say.ly/svc6xYj
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RT:“@Strawberrey96: is this how you severely injured your knee? @GUBLERNATION youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7q…”
my dark secret is finally revealed
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green flamingos say.ly/oOk6zdG
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sometimes i drink olive oil
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RT:“@dahlism: "If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” Roald Dahl”
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opera goblin say.ly/cHp6A3a
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everyday I write my own horoscope and it goes a little like this..."today is going to be the best freakin day of your life" and it always is
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tiny kitten or tiny bat? say.ly/JJt6Asy
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nothing beats and early morning car fire
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sometimes i google pictures of ice cream
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really funny interview with the incredible @philmccarty about the david sedaris film we made together. bit.ly/17ndV9k
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have you guys ever followed a hilarious parody account on twitter and then one day you realized it was actually the real person's account?
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the town so nice they named it twice