578
thumb war champions for life say.ly/LSk6hL0
580
a nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
581
RT:“@TheNardvark: Mrs. Pibb is constantly reminded by her mother that she could have married that Pepper boy who went to med school.” truth
582
someone just told me i have the thighs of Aphrodite and i'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult
584
me, and a bunch of awesome people, and some bacon say.ly/hlG6kG2
585
i don't care that most of the players were under 11, i'll still brag all night about my laser-tag victory. say.ly/csM6kTN
586
rarely captured photo of the laser-cheetah say.ly/kmD6kU1
588
RT“@shemarmoore instagram.com/p/cKHc6gLg8d/” the guy in the middle looks like what was left after a fist fight between Ed Grimly and Parker Lewis
589
RT:“@goodonealex: pic.twitter.com/IQ502gEEDd” Criminal Minds season 9 cast shot leaked.
590
10 years ago today i was in rome getting a perm for "the life aquatic" and this was my reaction... say.ly/Ems6mER
591
playing settlers of catan with klaus teuber (the man who invented it)
say.ly/ixR6mVo
592
tremendous triple feature weekend! woody allen's #BlueJasmine, @evilhag #TheToDoList, and then i went home and re-watched #SpiesLikeUs naked
595
if anyone remembers what i did with that bootlegged spin doctors shirt I bought off a guy in a parking lot in 1994 i'd love to get it back
597
bury my bones in the desert
next to a cactus
or something
nice
like a neat rock
598
i just napped so hard i feel like i woke up in a different dimension say.ly/gvM6r1u
600
once a week your stomach should hurt from laughing too hard
really good at decorating for holidays