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thinking of having pinky reduction surgery...again
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i can’t wait to see everybody’s haircuts in 4 weeks
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it took two strong irishmen and a crowbar to pry this bundle of fluff from my arms 💜
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i've been on criminal minds longer than that kid was in that cool linklater movie where they filmed him once a year until he had a mustache
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if I was made out of corn bread I would have eaten myself 3 minutes after I was born
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happy mother’s day to the coolest mom on earth who sometimes wakes me up while dressed as a horse. i love you so much.
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charlotte, miranda, samantha, and carrie
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if you don't want me dancing in your exam room don't give me awesome disposable shorts made of paper
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if you are looking for ways to help and are in a position where you can donate money, i highly recommend taking a peek at gofundme. ❤️❤️❤️ it’s an easy and effective way to make a direct difference in someone’s life.
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happy new years from eloise and her pet furby
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directing my 10th episode of criminal minds. it's called "elliot's pond" and it's going to spook your socks off
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happy #gothday 💀 may your hair be wispy, your belt be low, and all your scarf-bras be outside your clothes
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i have more mom sweaters than non-mom sweaters
really good at decorating for holidays