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just me or does quentin tarantino kind of sound like quarantined taquito?
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i’ve been on criminal minds so long that my coverage from the pilot was shot using a sonogram
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someone in japan just asked me if i was james franco's sister
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better than that time i was named “Performer of the Weak” by my 7th grade P.E. class twitter.com/TVLine/status/…
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just got grounded for calling my mom a creature