726
5 hours late but i'm really proud of tonight's @CrimMinds_CBS if you have a time machine check it out but first stop Lincoln from being shot
730
touché @pagetpaget show up to her house late at night with a smile and a pumpkin and wake up to a head on your porch
731
it’s rare that i like a movie enough to casually distract a waiter at its wrap party so i can steal a promotional coaster. #horsegirl is on @netflix today. it’s a great coaster but an even better film.
732
never draw on your face with a sharpie 🖤💀🖊
733
i have no less than 4 gourds (and one squash) in my backpack at all times #GourdBoyMagazine
734
happy Veterans Day to my hero and dad (pictured here holding a baby otter) and to all you other heroes out there! 🇺🇸
736
let’s agree to not stop Christmas-ing until jan 3rd
737
i want to be the type of person who falls asleep to opera but instead i'm the type of person who falls asleep to 90's tom hanks film scores
738
@Vangsness i am so super cited about you KV
740
just realized i'm straight up live tweeting st. patrick's day radio, also when i was 16 my friends and i accidentally ran over a leprechaun
741
i refuse to accept that Halloween is over
742
i have legs like mid 90's jennifer tilly
743
hey france, thanks for the statue of liberty!
745
a song, a story, and a poem from my homemade Halloween record are on spotify. featuring the otherworldly talents of edgar allan poe and steve! (link in bio)
746
anyone who isn't is probably lettuce or a close personal friend of a lettuce farmer
747
all dads love laser disks, slightly burnt hot dogs, and thinking about sprinkler heads. if your dad doesn’t than he’s probably not your dad.
748
thank you to the thousands of you who came from all over the globe to lovingly welcome Rumple above ground this week. the turnout in every city was BANANAS and words can’t express my gratitude to all of you passionate maniacs 4 being the reason THIS maniac wakes up in the morning
749
is it just me or did "abs" not really exist until like 1993
750
i'm thinking about finally throwing the bar mitzvah i was enthusiastically planning the day my mom broke the news to me that i'm not jewish
really good at decorating for holidays