1076
Oh and I hope no one was injured as well, hadn’t heard anything about that thus far
1077
Oh boy, they're trying to go after Norm Macdonald now? I guess that's a good excuse to post this clip of one of the greatest comedians of all time then: youtube.com/watch?v=8fUD_5…
1078
TIL going around the city asking if anyone has a "caulk gun" is a confusing and traumatizing experience
1079
You guys wanted it, so here it is! "BOGUSBANANAS" = "Bananas Slow U Down"
1081
The Trolling to end all trolls. We ended nothing.
1082
Looking to be a positively splendid week here
1083
Nah but seriously if you’ve never tried mindfulness meditation give it a try it’ll change your life
1085
Poll: Is it grounds to declare a police state when people are taping Maxi Pads with positive messages on them to walls?
1086
I've got one thing and one thing only to say for tonight. youtube.com/watch?v=o5eE_x…
1087
@ChrisRGun I think it might be for the best, Chris
1088
Listen, ok, tell me how it's even possible to live up to this ever again youtu.be/dP9Wp6QVbsk
1090
Sorry for blatant lack of videos, I will be back soon!
1091
Let's be fair the old one just didn't cut it, this one barely even makes your soul bleed!
1093
For some reason whenever I see someone slurping down an apple with their bare hands, the juices going everywhere I want to puke OH god I actually feel ill typing this right now
1094
Breath of the wild is pretty fun at first, but I'm past the first part and I can't really find the motivation to play it
1095
Haha the first fall-like day of the year rolls in right on Sept 1. Yaaaaay
1096
Not sure what's so god damned good about Willis TBH
1098
Fucking lol. Can y'all stop this hilarity, I need to focus twitter.com/prisonplanet/s…
1099
“The only thing that went wrong is that they didn’t put any sour cream on it” - the person I chose to spend the rest of my life with
1100
Some people just want to watch the world burn... t.co/1mkTP3HM1B
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