951
Visited New Hampshire recently and I can't stop thinking about it. What an absolutely beautiful state, can't believe it took me this long to pay a visit. LIVE FREE OR DIE 🏛️🔫
952
So I take it my Nissan Sentra isn’t covered here?
953
We had a good old fashioned Nor’Easter yesterday (Big storm in the northeast region) and a giant branch impaled the ground in my backyard. I’m glad it wasn’t MY FACE.
956
I just realized you could simulate the virtual boy experience in the Oculus Rift LOL. TWO LAYERS OF VR. Someone better make it...
957
Nothing inspires patriotism for the Big Apple like depictions of this Diamond Shaped tower that doesn't exist on pizza boxes 🗽🇺🇸
958
It's fine if you're going to be sexist, but at least go on and admit it eh? ;)
959
Cleanse yourself of shitty Pepsi ads with an awesome old Pepsi ad featuring #BABYCARLTON youtube.com/watch?v=po0jY4…
960
Come watch my new video where I chat about what's going on in my life, funny stories, and YOUTUBE'S DUMB POLICIES youtu.be/TZ31u3vI934
961
Why does architecture like this even exist in the USA, were we going for that "Soul Sucking Communist China" flavor?
962
@pewdiepie I hope they put the pug in the slammer with him too! We can't have canine hate speech spreading ideas to innocent dogs like Edgar.
963
Shout out to the Central Park Hammock Duo dicks out and all 🤘 most likely breaking some city ordinance 🤘
964
Actually I think best rebrand probably goes to “When Prince Changed His Name To A Literal Fucking Symbol”
965
All im saying is when im taking pictures of Hylian Shrooms to complete my compendium, I know a game has done something to me LOL
966
Lol all these people reading into my tweet about socialism. I wasn't trying to make a political statement you dolts! It was just funny
967
I don’t understand how all these hotels stay in business while offering free Wi-Fi
968
Pretty sure a piece of ice wind just cut my face. Add that to the list of things I didn't know was possible
969
Apple’s decision to remove 3D Touch from the iPhone 11 was what I’d call, in the words of Bugs Bunny, “Bad, Doc!” [citation needed]
970
If you’re in the mood: one of Queen’s most underrated songs, “39”. Written by Brian May on the subject of Time Dilation due to light speed travel. Lovely and powerful lyrics youtu.be/kE8kGMfXaFU
971
My pilot just came on the intercom and told a guy to stop vaping in the cabin upon punishment of federal law, and realistically I wouldn’t have it any other way?
972
Just for the record my Twitter is now only reserved for "Big Bird Murder Wife" tweets pls advise
973
This must be that "Smart Marketing" I've been hearing about
974
Coolio definitely peaked with the Kenan and Kel Intro Theme, but honestly how could you expect anyone to top that? 🤷♂️
975
He also had a briefcase from GOD (??). Y'all just being haters
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