801
It’s #InternationalBeerDay today. But not NATIONAL Beer Day, which is April 7th. So don’t fuck that up and celebrate something international nationally you fucking loser.
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804
Absolutley disgusting. Two free throws must go directly to Air-Bud.
805
Is this a joke lol? Even though the current system is WAY too opaque, all this will do is lower the value of the verification as well as make it harder to figure out who is genuinely a real person or fake account lol. Wtf? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
806
Man did anyone else wake up to a spectacular fall day today? Mmm wonderful 🎃🎃🎃
807
It will probably come back much worse and require surgery, NOG-gonna lie to you 😂😂😂🎄❄️🎅🏻
808
"She did not come back to life as a mechanized zombie and occupy the palace at Versailles, independent sources say."
810
Why the fuck do they make games like this now, the PS4 version of Final Fantasy 9 has god mode cheats at the push of a button on the start menu. What’s the fucking point of playing them game then???
811
“NEVER AGAIN accidentally leave a detached guesthouse to your estranged son”
813
Just another classic day in Jersey 👌 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
814
Hot damn! @daysinn your marketing team is killing it!!! Better offer them a raise before your competitors snatch them up 🤩.
815
Woah black mirror is so good, how did I miss it for this long?
816
This was my favorite Halloween acquisition this year. (INB4 candy corn sperging)
817
Giving it to a Brit and watching them explain at length how much better Cadbury chocolate is in comparison?
818
Thanks to @VGameShadowBox for sending me these awesome custom made Shadow Boxes! I'll have to put them up somewhere special. 😫👌
819
What we're going to need is a good old fashioned "Parent Trap" scheme
820
Really looking forward to Mario and Zelda!
822
If you want to find true enlightenment all around you just look for those who are paying for Coors light with their own money when literally anything else is available
823
The best part about snow that doesn’t melt quickly is it shows, contrary to popular belief, that your neighborhood is actually about 67% dog piss and 10% [???]
824
Jesus Christ that Dave Chappelle special was a religious experience! Now to re-run the Amy Schumer special 6 times.
825
I thought this thing would piss me off but I really like it for some reason 👏
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