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Another fact: Humans could eat all spiders and still scream and wake up in cold sweats for the rest of their lives
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Join me on YouTube, December 12th, for my Charity Auction Livestream, starting at 8PM EST! I will be auctioning off signed props from my show to raise money and awareness for Pulmonary Hypertension. For more info visit: bit.ly/jtcharity See you there!🎄🎅 #JonTronCharity
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See, my story checks out!! twitter.com/jsparkysteel/s…
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Wtf @Twitter??? Gore warning please?
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I hope everyone is having a fabulous Fourth of July celebration in this beautiful country of ours! (Canadians please do not read or come near this tweet thank you for your cooperation)
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This damn dog
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Happy Belated Canada Day Everyone 🇨🇦!
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You know what they say, the definition of insanity is
/noun/
1the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness
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Opened Twitter only to find thousands upon thousands of people shaming me for not previously having the knowledge of the apparently famous and Christ-Like “DORITO FLAVOR TACO BELL TACO®️”
You people make me sick to my stomach......but not nearly as sick as the taco itself...
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THAT'S A LOT OF MERCHANDISING!! Get your own and more at - represent.com/damage?store=j…
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Nobody:
Literally No One:
Actually Literally Not a Single Human Soul:
Twitter: BrB DeStRoYiNg CiViLiZaTioN
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I just want to take this time to thank Popeye’s Chicken App™️ for telling me how it is handling COVID-19, unlike other companies who will not under any circumstances in large font tell me how they are handing COVID-19™️. If only the world had more brave brands such as this.
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I love when she says, "U WANT TO TAKE MY VIRGIN?? XOXO" while quoting a tweet with my mother's face in it
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Basically everyone is genetically identical to Adolf Hitler
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@h3h3productions Ethan don’t let anyone tell you your ass isn’t amazing