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For anyone wondering @Citi (citibank) is literally the worst bank in the United States. They have always sucked but now they have locked me out of all of my accounts, and won’t let me use my actual phone number to verify asking me if I have a landline (?!?!?!?) avoid this bank.
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SoRrY yOu FeEl ThAT WaY. Everyone give around of applause for Fred my best friend in this time of crisis by the way I also now can’t access any of my money and I think they actually just deleted my money from my account this is not an April fools joke this is a cry for help twitter.com/AskCiti/status…
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Here is proof by the way the only thing left on my account when I sign in is my custom credit line (not money) and the amount of money I owe on my credit card. Bravo @Citi
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Don't miss out on sweet JonTron merch like my (admittedly creepy, I don't like when he's touching me) friend here. Go to Represent.com/JonTron and get it while it's ALIVE. No bones about it. This'll put a shill up your spine.
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Typical royalty, out of touch with the common man, telling us how to live whilst having a blast up in Windsor Castle with his Black Ops 4 season pass. 😡
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I was not responsible for this and I am convinced poor tickle me Elmo died in vain
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So sad :( I hope they rebuild it. Condolences to France! twitter.com/patrickgaley/s…
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Oh and I hope no one was injured as well, hadn’t heard anything about that thus far
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NEW VIDEO LIVE NOW ON YOUTUBE on Dr. Ho's Magical Decompressor (you'll have to click to find out lol) link here: youtu.be/xX4D8anW4Rk Don't miss out!!
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NEW VIDEO! Come watch the first episode of my new series, "JonTron's Happy Hour"!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=00ijHc…
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I have no idea but I woke up with this picture on my phone
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NEW VIDEO! Join me as I adventure through the mystical lands of New England! Click here to watch: youtu.be/ll3t8AUJX8M
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#1 Trending in the UK!! Cheers m8s! Is this what it’s like to be the Queen?
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Damn! #2 on worldwide trending! Didn’t expect that!! Thanks everyone 🍻
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Man bursting into hotel bathroom while I’m taking a piss: “MANNY, YOU ALIVE IN HERE?...”
...dead silence...
Me:
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I literally sat staring at this tweet for about 6 minutes wondering if it was “worth posting” but I think really what I’m trying to say is that I was supposed to be asleep 7 hours ago
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