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Breaking News: Great Leader Kim Jong-un executes his own farts for embarrassing him during press conference
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Just want everyone to know that I've taken a shit in 5 states today. Still looking to break this record while I have time. #sickontheroad
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Please come see me in "Fænding Do®y" do not scare child
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I'm very happy to announce that I am in a flourishing long-term relationship with a Twitter Pornbot, guys. Miracles can happen.
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I love when she says, "U WANT TO TAKE MY VIRGIN?? XOXO" while quoting a tweet with my mother's face in it
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Today in "Actual Real Not A Joke Headlines"
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Did you guys know that screaming in self-righteous indignation makes you more right-er than other people?
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*Reads George Orwell's 1984*
"Wow that was a great work of fiction"
*The numbers on the book slowly fade to 2016*
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I've got one thing and one thing only to say for tonight. youtube.com/watch?v=o5eE_x…
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If I'm being honest Jerry Springer should really be the one moderating the debates
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WE WILL PUT VIRUS INSIDE OF ISIS, WE WILL CREATE A MICROSCOPIC JEFF BRIDGES AND RESTORE PEACE
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Guys I don't want to get too political here...but I really think Rick Moranis should do another "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" movie
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Finally got to have a butterbeer in the frigid 100 degree heat of Hogsmeade!
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Can you spot the difference between these images??
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As you can see NYC ad agencies are having to get very creative these days
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Everybody orders 10,000 wheat thins and toothpaste right it's not just me?
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Nothing inspires patriotism for the Big Apple like depictions of this Diamond Shaped tower that doesn't exist on pizza boxes 🗽🇺🇸
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They were going to build it after the New World Trade Center but never did, it shows up everywhere though lol. It was gonna be pretty sweet
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Man did anyone else wake up to a spectacular fall day today? Mmm wonderful 🎃🎃🎃
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Somehow I think the Fish Lobby didn't approve of this
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For all the cynicism that's been going around, the Ken Bone AMA gives me hope for a better future.
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