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I better go out and sin because this shit looks like one HECK™ of a party
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I formally apologize for the worst tweet of all time
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Like Prometheus I am doomed to suffer the same fate again and again
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I'm not using my time on this earth wisely
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They didn't throw in 10 pc chicken McNuggets, not forgiven SRY
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Trump: What's the biggest thing we got that's not a nuke?
Cabinet: Memes of a Green Frog
Trump: Ok just use the 22,000lb bomb I'm not sick
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"No I mean literally he might plot some kind of Mad Scientist type terror attack, please get him help"
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I found a sleepy duck today in the park 😚
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"Quick we have one chance to not name our establishment the worst thing ever!"
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One of the finest examples of NYC public art/boogers/white blood cells availible!
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Is there anything more fucking awkward then when you another person are trying to fill up a drink at a chain restaurant at the same time
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And you're like moving around each other silently not trying to make eye contact or look pissed off
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I haven't been able to stop laughing at this headline for like 5 minutes twitter.com/theroot/status…
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Albert you're lookin different these days
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We should have national "ask your neighbor to borrow a cup of sugar day" to see if anyone would actually still do that
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@h3h3productions BRO, back off! I'm mine!
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