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Don't gotta be an Einstein to remember to use your noggin once in a while
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You know what they say, "The enemy of my enemy is probably a larger and scarier enemy."
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Music fucking SUCKS now. Why did it become so shit? Listened to Top 40 all sounded exactly the same!!
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Get used to REAL music, nerds: youtu.be/MEb2CecR11I
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I understand skepticism but I really never understood climate change denial, to me it seems entirely plausible
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Listen, ok, tell me how it's even possible to live up to this ever again youtu.be/dP9Wp6QVbsk
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Doctor Strange is so good! Should have caught this one in theatres
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So basically every moment between now and me playing the new Zelda is just painstaking agony?
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU,DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE INCIDENT,WILL LIKELY BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR LONG TERM HEALTH"
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Thank you everyone I do birthday parties as well--dressing like clown or Spider-Man is extra
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Fucking lol. Can y'all stop this hilarity, I need to focus twitter.com/prisonplanet/s…
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Listen guys, you caught me, im hoarding super male vitality for the coming nuclear holocaust
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I did hear that 9/11 happened because Minnie Mouse did not wear Hijab it's true
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Btw no he actually said this LOL. No misrepresentation
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I cannot actually believe how small the switch carts are
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Feels like the first day I got my N64 😊 been a while since an unboxing felt so magical
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Just another classic day in Jersey 👌 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
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The review section of Breath of the Wild reminds me of when the Ewoks worshipped C3PO as their God
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Breath of the wild is pretty fun at first, but I'm past the first part and I can't really find the motivation to play it
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You would swear that Nintendo has replaced Christianity in our modern society LOL
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"Get Out" was an incredibly well directed and effective film (I enjoyed it), but do we really need to be stoking racial animus in 2017?
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I feel crazy sometimes, I genuinely do, seeing what passes as acceptable public discourse these days. I'm sure I'm not alone
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I kind of want to do the thing where you throw a dart at a spinning globe and go there
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