751
DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES LOL**** 😂😂💯💯💯
752
Yo does the curtain match the drapes lol?? 😂
754
I have a sudden need to go violently rock this cart back and forth
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I want to know what kind of special person rates Stonehenge under 5 stars. "WAS JUST ROCKS, FISH AND CHIPS WERE STALE"
759
There's still 43 minutes of Mother's Day left on the east coast...so here's my mom! 💖 u mom also sorry I know you'll hate me for this 😅
760
This is apparently the last thing I was going to tweet, not sure if there was more to it but I think it stands as is
763
When you look back at your old work and it's aged perfectly youtu.be/Qt87bLX7m_o
764
Was just in Solvang, CA. Historical Danish town over in the USA. Coolest place ever...I drank beer and ate Cheese Danishes.
765
Whenever I have to loosen my seat belt on an airplane because the previous passenger was skinnier than me is a microaggression TBH
766
God I'm gonna watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2 so hard 😫
767
I often fantasize about living in some small Arctic town like this. I wonder if I would actually like it, or if the grass is just greener
768
#FireColbert is so dumb lol. I never understand people who will try to get someone's livelihood taken away for jokes/opinions.
769
Hope y'all are having a GOOD NIGHT. Yeah I said it.
772
Early reports indicate the canine became aware that "[He was] but a tiny speck in a vast universe", and went on to eat an entire pizza alone
773
Thanks to @VGameShadowBox for sending me these awesome custom made Shadow Boxes! I'll have to put them up somewhere special. 😫👌
774
I'm just curious has Bill Nye saved the world yet? DM me if u know
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