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Typical royalty, out of touch with the common man, telling us how to live whilst having a blast up in Windsor Castle with his Black Ops 4 season pass. 😡
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Don't miss out on sweet JonTron merch like my (admittedly creepy, I don't like when he's touching me) friend here. Go to Represent.com/JonTron and get it while it's ALIVE. No bones about it. This'll put a shill up your spine.
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Here is proof by the way the only thing left on my account when I sign in is my custom credit line (not money) and the amount of money I owe on my credit card. Bravo @Citi
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SoRrY yOu FeEl ThAT WaY. Everyone give around of applause for Fred my best friend in this time of crisis by the way I also now can’t access any of my money and I think they actually just deleted my money from my account this is not an April fools joke this is a cry for help twitter.com/AskCiti/status…
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For anyone wondering @Citi (citibank) is literally the worst bank in the United States. They have always sucked but now they have locked me out of all of my accounts, and won’t let me use my actual phone number to verify asking me if I have a landline (?!?!?!?) avoid this bank.
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Will never not be going with the Egg Wreath for present and future Easters. It’s truly the only way to go.
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I remember clear as day being in the theatre for Toy Story 3 thinking to myself NOW THIS is a movie that could use a damn sequel!! NOW THIS is a film that definitely does not perfectly end the series on an uplifting yet bittersweet note. Now bring me Avengers XXIV daddy’s hungry
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Talk about having one crazy St Paddy’s Day
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I think the Apple Watch’s most impressive feature is how it manages to be even more useless than it appears to be
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The data that the Artificial Intelligence has gathered on our species is already being used against us in marketing. Terrifying.
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Finally, we are no longer in the dark. (unless in a mild faint caused by said affliction) twitter.com/JCBadaba/statu…
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Ever wanted to not die while on the job? Come with me and take lessons from the best in Workplace Safety: youtu.be/IWBQwgQbotk
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Me waiting out my responsibilities before I can play another round of Apex Legends
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@h3h3productions POP TARTS CANNOT BE TWO DIFFERENT BREAKFAST FOODS GOD DAMMIT
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Why must we repeatedly bear witness to such horror
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Just dropping everyone a “Dr. Dick Badcock” for good luck. Good night and god bless. 🙏
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Was genuinely not expecting that twitter.com/MadGary222/sta…
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