1027
Just want everyone to know that I've taken a shit in 5 states today. Still looking to break this record while I have time. #sickontheroad
1028
For the LONGEST time I have wanted a Mario Party where everyone had their own screen. I hope they make it and don't FUCK IT UP
1029
Why the hell did Valve change the sound on the AWP and other guns??! It's like the most iconic sound ever??
1031
At this point many people have tweeted at me with this exact same problem. Clearly it's an issue. It's bad enough being demonetized to begin with, wtf is this YouTube? Fix it, god damn. twitter.com/2inks/status/1…
1032
Nothing inspires patriotism for the Big Apple like depictions of this Diamond Shaped tower that doesn't exist on pizza boxes 🗽🇺🇸
1033
Cabaret, Hairspray, and Sweeney Todd are also true to form. The Les Miserables one made me LE MISERABLE though, if you catch my drift.
1035
I thought that was the ISIS flag at first then was like "yeah I figured as much"
1036
It's fine if you're going to be sexist, but at least go on and admit it eh? ;)
1038
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1039
And you're like moving around each other silently not trying to make eye contact or look pissed off
1041
Was just in Solvang, CA. Historical Danish town over in the USA. Coolest place ever...I drank beer and ate Cheese Danishes.
1043
Batman: Arkham Knight, is an outright masterpiece. If you haven't played it, you need to. Amazing work over at @RocksteadyGames
1044
Why does architecture like this even exist in the USA, were we going for that "Soul Sucking Communist China" flavor?
1046
Thank you everyone I do birthday parties as well--dressing like clown or Spider-Man is extra
1047
God bless this terror twitter.com/pearteightoh/s…
1048
Art Deco was the last legitimate architectural art movement. I wish we would attempt to reclaim something new that isn't shit
1049
In light of how much smartphones have changed the world and how we can’t imagine life without them, this video is mindblowing. Hearing people’s live reactions to stuff that’s commonplace now is so interesting. youtu.be/x7qPAY9JqE4
1050
Just another classic day in Jersey 👌 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
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