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Just want everyone to know that I've taken a shit in 5 states today. Still looking to break this record while I have time. #sickontheroad
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For the LONGEST time I have wanted a Mario Party where everyone had their own screen. I hope they make it and don't FUCK IT UP
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Why the hell did Valve change the sound on the AWP and other guns??! It's like the most iconic sound ever??
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At this point many people have tweeted at me with this exact same problem. Clearly it's an issue. It's bad enough being demonetized to begin with, wtf is this YouTube? Fix it, god damn. twitter.com/2inks/status/1…
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Cabaret, Hairspray, and Sweeney Todd are also true to form. The Les Miserables one made me LE MISERABLE though, if you catch my drift.
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LLLLLLIIITTERALLY SHAKING
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It's fine if you're going to be sexist, but at least go on and admit it eh? ;)
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And you're like moving around each other silently not trying to make eye contact or look pissed off
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Batman: Arkham Knight, is an outright masterpiece. If you haven't played it, you need to. Amazing work over at @RocksteadyGames
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Siddartha was such a fucking centrist
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Thank you everyone I do birthday parties as well--dressing like clown or Spider-Man is extra
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God bless this terror twitter.com/pearteightoh/s…
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In light of how much smartphones have changed the world and how we can’t imagine life without them, this video is mindblowing. Hearing people’s live reactions to stuff that’s commonplace now is so interesting. youtu.be/x7qPAY9JqE4
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Just another classic day in Jersey 👌 twitter.com/nypost/status/…