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Man did anyone else wake up to a spectacular fall day today? Mmm wonderful 🎃🎃🎃
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I literally do not remember doing this. My brain must have tried to protect me from the memory 😥 twitter.com/crantime/statu…
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Just saw a Gary Johnson ad where he was literally just standing there going, "Come on, what else are you gonna do?". Pretty effective.
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NEW JONTRON HOT OFF THE PRESSES! This time we take a look at the Evangelically inclined Film "Dark Dungeons" youtube.com/watch?v=subQrE…
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It’s #InternationalBeerDay today. But not NATIONAL Beer Day, which is April 7th. So don’t fuck that up and celebrate something international nationally you fucking loser.
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We should have national "ask your neighbor to borrow a cup of sugar day" to see if anyone would actually still do that
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What are these warnings made for, “Robin Williams Coming out of Jumanji” scenarios?
859
Look out for the new trend -- passive aggressive restaurants!
860
If you want to find true enlightenment all around you just look for those who are paying for Coors light with their own money when literally anything else is available
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Doctor Strange is so good! Should have caught this one in theatres
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Also yes I do sit around and talk to geese i am that man
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OK, ONE MORE TIME, TO CLARIFY: How do you pronounce the word “Shallot”
864
Also apparently it’s my 7th Twitter anniversary so I get this special tweet so I’m using it but I have nothing to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! This year I’m thankful I found my Power Rangers underwear from 9 years ago. What are you thankful for!? (I’m not thankful I’m scared) 🦃🦃🦃
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I discover the waterproof world of FLEX TAPE! Join me as I try to seal the hole in my soul youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI
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Did you guys remember Sonic the Hedgehog? Please RT
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Thank god — i thought she was using psychic telecommunication to speak through Dolphins again
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LOL only just realized my typo xD. RIP YOKO
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That car looks at least 3 times as fun as the game itself. twitter.com/Cinder5Bye5/st…
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Basically everyone is genetically identical to Adolf Hitler
874
Is there anything more fucking awkward then when you another person are trying to fill up a drink at a chain restaurant at the same time
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Watching Australian Football in a British Pub in America 🇺🇸🇳🇿🇬🇧👌 #Singularity
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