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I just want to take this time to thank Popeye’s Chicken App™️ for telling me how it is handling COVID-19, unlike other companies who will not under any circumstances in large font tell me how they are handing COVID-19™️. If only the world had more brave brands such as this.
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Whenever I’m at a crosswalk I always remember that pushing the button 5 times instead of 1 time makes the walk signal change way faster. #HappyFathersDay
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Listen at least I'm inside a cloud and my eyebrows are forming icicles but the view was nice
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Like, Belgium isn’t actually a real country though, right?
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You know when you’re just randomly talking about something near your phone and then it suddenly shows up in your suggested section :/
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This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Props to whoever edited this masterpiece of pure terror. twitter.com/myhtopoeic/sta…
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Teleport a caveman out of his Neolithic cave, show him this, and watch him say “I don’t get why it’s a cube?? I’m just going to buy a Chromecast for $35.”
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Finally, we are no longer in the dark. (unless in a mild faint caused by said affliction) twitter.com/JCBadaba/statu…
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When you’re mad but you’re trying to be avant-garde about it
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I’m scared to click but I know I have to...
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“Hey I have a fun idea let’s go to the ocean and get covered in sand that will never come off” - Things Uttered Only By Psychopaths
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@GetFlexSeal @philswiftontv Not as much as I loved working on it! It was an honor. Flex on!! (Am I doing it right?)
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WHEN YOU HOLD GRACE IN YOUR HEART YOUR BODY FOLLOWS SUIT AMEN
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Is anyone really shocked about what happened to Pepe Le Pew given how many times his name has appeared on Epstein's flight logs...smdh...
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You people have lost your fucking minds LOL
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“What is this?? A Cathedral for FRANKS!?”
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For anyone wondering @Citi (citibank) is literally the worst bank in the United States. They have always sucked but now they have locked me out of all of my accounts, and won’t let me use my actual phone number to verify asking me if I have a landline (?!?!?!?) avoid this bank.
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I wasn’t sold until I realized extra long rope finally comes included
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