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I don’t understand how all these hotels stay in business while offering free Wi-Fi
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Carrot cake is a fraud. Why are you trying to get the calories of cake but eat the food of a vegetable???
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My Statement:
youtube.com/watch?v=aIFf7q…
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“Nobody this day and age seems to appreciate square wheels anymore!”
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I HATE THE TEXTURE OF MOST FRUIT THERE I’VE SAID IT
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone post the word “cameltoe” in my comments today
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I think hell is just being on hold to customer service forever
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And they said we’ll never get free healthcare in America... twitter.com/GiveMeTheChees…
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It’s been a fun night everyone, really learned lots, but it’s far too late and I must sleep now...
But just remember ONE thing: if you mistake a shit for a fart and accidentally shit yourself while farting in the company of others, don’t worry, the feeling of dread will not pass
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Maybe we should just start asking who *DIDN’T* take their penis out and start rubbing it on everyone in sight? Probably would get through it a lot quicker.
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Was looking at some Los Angeles rentals and I think I just got punk’d
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We did it!!! With your help we raised $51,000 dollars to help find a cure for pulmonary hypertension! From the bottom of my heart, thank you to everyone who joined the stream and to those who donated 🍻🙌✨
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🇪🇺: Hey what should we design the European Union HQ building to look like?
🤔: The Tower of Babel.
🇪🇺: You mean the one where all the nations of Earth tried to work together and failed and god killed them all and sent them to hell?
🤔: Yeah that’s the one.
🇪🇺: Perfect.
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Bitch PLEASE this integration does not even come close to “Shrek Wet Ones”
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I'm currently looking for a game developer who is experienced with Unity. Please send examples of your work. Send inquiries to jontron.production@gmail.com
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It’s this kind of behavior that makes you pine for the glory days of receiving $0.47 in-store credit for your brand new copy of Modern Warfare 2... 😞
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Overheard on Airport Loudspeaker:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a special announcement, If you are missing your Batman Teddybear, please come to airport security to retrieve it.”
....this is serious.
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Holy crap, what an unexpected surprise!! Looking forward to this one!! #E3
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