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Bought my mom flowers at 2 in the morning because why not my mom deserves some fuckin flowers
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W-W-W-WELCOME TO HALLOWISSA CHANGE MY NAME TO SPOOKY ISSA YOU’RE THE TRICK AND I’M THE TREAT NIGHTMARE ON HALLOWISSA STREET BACK FROM THE DEAD GOT OUT OF BED YEAH I WAS SAD BITCH TURNED INTO A BAD BITCH LOOK AT THE CLOCK IT’S HALLOWISSA I’M A BAD WITCH
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in other news i'm kinda pissed that i'll never know what a krabby patty tastes like
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i think shitty things happen in life to make you look at something differently whatever it may be. better times exist with the right changes
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as long as you have good intentions to live in this world never worry what people think about you
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me: on my way bitch
friend: okay
me: oh btw i brought britney
friend: who tf is britney i don't know her
me: she's my car
friend: ...bitch
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for anyone bothered with life right now soundcloud.com/user41001158/t…
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we're all very lovely til we get to know each other
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAG #BLACKLIVESMATTER #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd link to petition chng.it/mGFHZ58y SILENCE WILL NOT BRING JUSTICE twitter.com/KaitMarieox/st…
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2016: 2 VIDEOS A WEEK
-ISSA Tuesdays (personal videos like Q and A's, storytimes)
-TWAIMZ Fridays (the crazy shit)
I AM HANNAH MONTANA
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bitch if i had this 4 years ago twitter.com/heatherkelly/s…
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Visited my elementary school today and found these gems.
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Just a friendly reminder not to believe shit today!!!! People are dicks and will think anything offensive can be a joke!!!!!!!
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hi i’m stressed did you know i’m stressed because i’m stressed also i wanna cry should i cry fuck dora
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me to y’all: don’t be too hard on yourself think positive thoughts you got this💕
me to me: hey dumb fuck what’s up girl let’s talk about how ugly you are cmon baby let’s do it
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so it’s august 27th
@onedirection 👁👄👁
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my mom just told me not to record her because she "doesn't want it printed all over the internet" okay mom
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Call someone something nice today for the fuck of it. You never know how much you could impact someone's day. I like calling people sunshine
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person: what's wrong
me: *holds up picture of the three little dots bubble thingy majigy thingy from imessage*
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beyonce and gaga are gonna be in san francisco this weekend for the superbowl and the gay in me has never felt more alive i must find them
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me: *throws up at the gym*
me: *goes to my car*
me: i feel so sick oh my g-
*work starts playin*
aw shiittttttt AYYEEEEEEE WU WU WU WU WU WU
hey :)