1976
a girl just gave me toilet paper with donald trump's face on it.
*thinks about every horrible thing i can do with donald trump toilet paper*
1977
in the bathroom and i see this. two types of people and i'm obviously the second one
1978
i miss my child problems. like wanting the 64 pack of colored pencils with the sharpener. fuck this grown shit i'm tired
1979
i'm at the airport and this lady's talking to herself and she goes up to me and says "was i speaking out loud? i'm talking to the wall" WHAT
1980
1981
this magic school bus teacher looking bitch what's her name OH YEAH MRS. FRIZZLE gotta be all up in my shit. go fly your bus in an asshole
1982
some woman just turned around and told me that she could hear me cussing…oh no i'm so fucking sorry that i fucking spoke how fucking dare me
1983
this lady is literally driving next to me while full on eating a salad with both hands and she just looks so happy
1984
me listening to kiss it better by rihanna
1985
the people i like kill my mood more than the people i don't like
1986
my love life twitter.com/sadkidzain/sta…
1987
i wish lol @adidasoriginals give me shoes please💘 twitter.com/murderedalive/…
1988
i got bored and gave myself a haircut featuring the chewbacca twins (my legs) lmao
1989
p sherman 42 wallaby watch out hoe imma beat your little blue fish sushi crunchy roll ass sydney
1990
so dory got "amnesia" but this blue bitch remembers to steal my tweet! what's that saying "fish are friends not food" BITCH YOU ARE SUSHI
1991
i hope nemo never finds you stupid bitch! twitter.com/dory/status/69…
1992
lmfao sick bitches twitter.com/alessandra_lia…
1993
text him a picture of a hot dog slicer with a kissy face emoji twitter.com/bruhitstea21/s…
1994
imma bad birch imma imma bad birch twitter.com/tinybocas/stat…
1995
honey i was a bad bitch in middle school so i don't give a damn! i cranked that soulja boy so good twitter.com/niallsafterlif…
1996
this is an A and B conversation, so C your way out of it!
1997
remember when chase finally texted zoey that he loves her on his tekmate but then the dumb ass bitch drops her phone into a water fountain
1998
@crowayland if you have any cute teachers hit me up!
1999
you take me higher, higher than i've ever been babe
hey :)