1951
okay why is there even fat in milk??? and what kind of fat is it? like is there fat just for milk? milk fat? why am i talking about milk
1952
@Spam052Spam oh it's fat HAHAHHAHAHAHA but wait what kind of fat wtf
1953
this just made me think about so many things twitter.com/spam052spam/st…
1954
what the fuck LMFAO funny because i don't even start my sentences with capital letters😩😩😂😂 twitter.com/livi_5465/stat…
1955
hey babe! thanks for supporting me. for your father on the other hand, i gave him a "very nice" farewell. love ya💘 twitter.com/nataliearroyo1…
1957
fuck my life lmfao i'm a horrible father. take pinelope away from me i can't do this twitter.com/svnfrancisco/s…
1958
oh shit spelled my own daughter's name wrong (pinelope) sorry gurl!!! lmfao
1959
i'd like to introduce you to my newborn baby. her name is pineleope (like penelope get in lmfao). she a bad bitch
1960
today someone gave me two sponges and a pineapple. i'm so grateful
1961
i literally pooped like 6 times today already twitter.com/actuallyissa/s…
1962
my whole crowd is screaming TWUMZIE😩😩😩 i hate y'all lmfao jk i love y'all WAIT NOW THEY'RE SCREAMING DONALD TRUMP OMFGMJSJDJA GOODBYE
1963
*remembers it's valentine's day*
*remembers the time i got a bag from a tea store that said "hey hot-tea on it*
*cries from loneliness*
1964
did ppl really get mad b/c i was eating pizza during my meet and greet like just ignore the fact i spend hours and hours meeting you guys😕
1965
i can do anything with pizza in my hand twitter.com/loxsissa/statu…
1966
when you and all of your friends are single af
1971
i just tweeted that because my flight just landed in this cold ass city and i'm hungry af wanting pizza HAHAHA twitter.com/fakhraxu/statu…
1972
Krusty KRAAHYAHAYABYAHAYAB pizza, is the pizza for you and, MEHEEHEEHEEEEE
1974
LOOK AT THEM. they are vertically on a mountain I CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGNSNDAD
1975
today i learned that goats CAN CLIMB MOUNTAINS. LIKE ROCK CLIMBING. i can't even walk on rocks without tripping goats on that upgraded shit
hey :)