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How to be russian in three easy steps: tutorial for dummies.
1. Become a russian Nazi;
2. Make the world’s biggest swastika tattoo on your back;
3. Come to Ukraine to fight “Nazi Ukrainian Jew Zelenski”.
Profit! 😁
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A leaked video-tutorial prepared by the terrorussian government explaining the proper procedure of evacuating their personnel from Ukraine.
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At the failed parade in moscow, putin again lied to his zombies that Ukraine never existed. Attached is the map published in 1647 in Amsterdam, approximately 100 years before “the muscovia” became “the russian empire”. I’m really sorry, but history is a b…tch.
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The hrussians be like:
- Zzz! We don’t look ridiculous enough. What should we do?
- Zzz! Oh, I know! Let’s post 10 million comments in the internet, bullshitting that general Zaluzhny died!
- Yay! Zzz!
- Zzz!
Meanwhile Zaluzhny at the wedding of disabled vet Max and Katya:
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The terrorussians received a gift near Bakhmut on May 9, approximately three square km were cleared from the terrorist scum in a single attack performed by the Armed Forces of Ukraine. It was confirmed that the 72nd russian brigade abandoned their positions and withdrew.
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The massive air alert in Ukraine began around 4am when four terrorussian bombers took off and launched their missiles, traditionally targeting the sleeping Ukrainian civilians. Majority of the orc missiles were intercepted, it was kinda loud, but no hits reported as of now.
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The russian war criminal “Roma the Georgian”, commander of the 2nd battalion of the terrorist group “Vostok”, will not be playing with weapons anymore. ☠️ #OwnedByUkraine
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Tonight the Ukrainian capital survived the most massive terrorussian drone attack - 30 were shot down over Kyiv. No hits reported, but the debris damaged several cars and structures, injuring 5 people. The orcs still attempt to murder civilians, also they still have no balls.
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The russian invasion of Ukraine in 2014 explained in one minute. Because destroying the russian propaganda is easy.
youtube.com/shorts/VLiNhha…
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Today three captured russian terrorists were exchanged for 45 Ukrainian defenders of Mariupol.🇺🇦
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The terrorussian propagandist and mass murderer Zakhar Prilepin smoked in the car and got partially toasted. Still alive but misses some bodyparts. Karma will find the war criminals where ever they are.
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After examining the remains of the terrorussian missiles, we received a confirmation from the chief of the Ukrainian Air Force, Mykola Oleschuk, that the “Patriot” anti-air system successfully intercepted the russian hypersonic X-47 “Kindzhal” on May 4 over Ukraine.
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The Report on violations and abuses of international humanitarian and human rights law, war crimes and crimes against humanity, related to the forcible transfer and/or deportation of Ukrainian children to the russian federation published by OSCE: osce.org/files/f/docume…
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It doesn’t matter how many nukes or tanks do orcs have, or how much they disrespect our identity or flag - Ukraine has always owned them, and will always own them. Remember this twit.
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Terrorussia threatening Ukraine with nukes will be like: if you don’t die, we’ll kill you! Just so you know why the Ukrainians give no flipping f-k about it.
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There was a party in Kremlin. I’ve heard it was a blast 😂
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By the way, did you know there’s a functioning Space Program in Ukraine? I’m not kidding. For example, here the Ukrainian drone launches the russian invader to Mars.
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According to the mayor’s councilor, there are 3.6 mln people living in Kyiv right now. Before the russki invasion there were 3.9. Nobody froze in the Winter, nobody is scared of orcs, also nobody is putin’s second nickname. First is khuilo 😁
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The russki propagandist roasted real bad by Republicans 🔥 😂👍
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I bet you've heard russki bots talking about the peaceful russian protesters "murdered by the Ukronazi in Odesa in 2014". But when you have facts, destroying the russian propaganda is really easy.
youtube.com/shorts/vizzeAv…
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Approximately two hours ago, at 3:40am, the air alert was announced again due to a missile strike, one hour later explosions were heard near Kyiv, Kharkiv, and Dnipro. Will update you as soon as we have the details, only one thing so far is clear: #terrorussiansHaveNoBalls
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The Amnesty International f...ked up just a bit. It happens, I mean there are still people who think the real victim is russia… Could have apologised though. theguardian.com/world/2023/apr…
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The Ukrainian nights can be a bit chilly in the Springtime, so the Armed Forces of Ukraine generously helped the russian invaders get warmed in the occupied Sevastopol.
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Several minutes ago a terrorussian missile hit a residential building in Uman, we have no information on the casualties yet. Also in Dnipro another muscovite missile killed a mother and her 3 year old child, the mayor reports.
My name is Starsky, I'm a Ukrainian National Guardsman, blogger, and warhipster. I dedicate my blog to the citizens of the world who support Ukraine.