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The Russian freedom fighters snatched a russian BTR-82. And because I see familiar faces, I’m sure it’s 100% legit 🫶
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Remember, Madyar promised some good news today? Ukrainian defenders captured 22 (twenty two) russian spetsnaz orcs who made a right choice and surrendered to stay alive.
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Remember Bilhorod governor Gladkov was saying that there’s no panic and people of Bilhorod shouldn’t evacuate? Well, now he calls to evacuate 🤡
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Anti-terrorist operation announced in Bilhorod (not Belgorod, remember?). There’s unconfirmed rumors that the 74th orc brigade was sent to deal with the Russian freedom fighters. The same one that was obliterated several times in Ukraine and lost 100 vehicles near Bilohorivka.
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There’s absolutely no panic among the russians in Bilhorod (not Belgorod).
- Tell governor Gladkov that he’s a f…got, we’re being bombed here! What are you getting paid for?- calmly says the local woman while the men are opening the bomb shelter.
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Friends, jokes aside, the “Freedom of Russia” legion reports of taking control over Kozinka, first russian settlement liberated from the putin’s regime by the Russian freedom fighters! Info received 1 hour ago.
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Received an offer from the independent Belgorod People’s Republic to become a chief of a local military administration. Should I quit the National Guard and apply for a full-time job or work part-time on weekends? Pros, cons? 🤔
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Dear russian citizens of the independent Belgorod People’s Republic, don’t share the information on movement of the troops in the social media 😉
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Japan will deliver 100 military vehicles to the Armed Forces of Ukraine!
ありがとう 💙💛🇯🇵
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In 2022 Oleksandra Matviichuk became the first Ukrainian awarded with a Nobel Prize for Peace. Fact is, Nobel Prize winners in Ukraine become national heroes while in terrorussia and Belarus they’re being repressed as criminals. It’s all you need to know about the true democracy.
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Georgians gathered at the Tbilisi airport to properly welcome the first russian airplane arriving to the Georgian capital since the russian invasion. I think, the Sakartvelo people are absolutely fabulous. We should all be like Georgians.
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Today in the UN, the Albanian representative professionally roasted the hell outta orcs, asking how exactly did combat mosquitoes, “raised in the US-Ukrainian biolabs”, tell russians from Ukrainians 😂 Which is a good question, to be honest. Would love to hear your version.
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In his latest vid the russian terrorists Girkin nagged about the UAF striking russian positions deep in Luhansk which previously was out of reach for the Ukrainian fire since the beginning of the war…
Wait a minute! But what about “8 years of dombing bombas”, you morons?! 🤣
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As a result of a missile strike in Odesa one civilian died, two wounded, majority missiles intercepted over the sea. All the missiles aimed at Kyiv were shot down, the debris scattered causing minor damage but no casualties so far. Alert is finished everywhere except Mykolaiv.
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The air defense is shooting down the ruscist cruise missiles and drones over Kyiv right now. If you’re here, please, stay in shelter.
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It’s reported that the Romanian 152mm М1981 howitzers reached the frontlines in Ukraine. Also last week the Romanian 122mm APR-40 multiple rocket launchers, delivered by the respectable allies, were spotted in Ukraine.
Sincere mulțumesc to our precious neighbors!
💙💛❤️
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A russian missile just hit a grocery store in Mykolayiv, one woman unfortunately wounded. Tomorrow Patrick Lancaster, Scott Pedoritter, and russia today will report elimination of 10 Patriots, 20 HIMARS, 100500 Ukrainian nationalists, 80 NATO generals, and three Zaluzhny’s.
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The russian fascists yesterday were so upset cause nobody died in Ukraine so they decided to launch another missile strike. It’s reported that the russian terrorist group “the black sea fleet” fired cruise missiles just a while ago.
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UAF report 18 ruscist missiles, launched tonight from North, East, and South at the Ukrainian cities, were all shot down. Among them were six magical indestructible ultramegasonic orthodox russian missiles X-47 "Kinzhal" that you can't intercept. What's with your yebalo, rusnya?)
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Tonight Kyiv survived 8th terrorussian missile strike in 16 days. Most strikes happened during the night time while people were asleep. Now somebody should comment something about “not being biased”, “respecting the russian invaders”, or “not calling them orcs”.
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Blue marks the regions where people used ru lang in everyday’s life in 2019. Can you remind me why “Nazi Kyiv regime bombed Donbas” but didn’t bomb Chernihiv, Sumy, Dnipro, Mykolayiv, Kherson, Zaporizzhia, Poltava, Zhytomyr, or Kyiv oblast itself? 😁 Come on, orcs, explain this.
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Today in Brussels, Ursula von der Leyen announced that a special register for the losses, caused by the terrorussians in Ukraine, will be created in Hague to hold the russian invaders accountable. Everything destroyed by the russian weapons in Ukraine will be added into the bill.
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How to be even more successful russian?
1. Become a russian neo-Nazi.
2. Start a russia-backed coup in the Ukrainian Donbas.
3. Become a chief of the artificial republic and have it annexed by russia.
Profit!
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How to be SUCCESSFUL russian in three easy steps.
1. Become a neo-Nazi, attend every anti-Jew protest in Moscow.
2. Grow up to become a chief of the russian space program.
3. Come to Ukraine to fight against “Jewish Nazi regime”.
As a bonus: get partially toasted by HIMARS.
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How to be russian in three easy steps: another tutorial for dummies.
1. Become a russian Nazi and kill stray dogs on camera.
2. Invade Ukraine, claim in every interview you’re Nazi and Ukrainians must be eliminated.
3. Get awarded by the russian authorities and become a hero.
My name is Starsky, I'm a Ukrainian National Guardsman, blogger, and warhipster. I dedicate my blog to the citizens of the world who support Ukraine.