1326
@elonmusk 666
1327
i’m gonna come and destroy Earth on the 13th of February so dont worry you lonely losers i got you!
1328
@Earth_Updates removed WHAT???
1329
going to Church today doesn’t stop you from going to Hell
1330
stop offering me goats wtf
1331
at the end of the day, nobody cares. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1332
who tf was trying to summon me at the Grammys
1333
God is disappointed in you
1334
on the other hand i am proud of you fuckers
1335
Why’s everyone say I’m the bad guy?
I'm not the one who drowned millions of animals.
1336
can people stop dying i want a day off
1337
If I wasn't around, churches would go out of business
1338
Twitter is in Hell
1339
God and I aren’t real
1340
spoiler alert : everyone dies.
1341
no i didn’t twitter.com/DailyLoud/stat…
1342
stop thanking God when a doctor saves your life
1343
1344
even the aliens don’t want anything to do with humanity
1345
tonight is the night the Demon under your bed gets you
1346
who cares, we’re all gonna die
1347
fuck valentines day we lonely
1348
fuck off being happy and in love in front of me
1349
the only good thing about Heaven is that all the dogs are there