1302
Jesus can turn water into wine because he’s an alcoholic
1303
MrBeast just bought a billion souls from me wtf is he planning
1304
karma a bitch huh twitter.com/DailyLoud/stat…
1305
Jesus died for your sins, so if you don’t sin he died for nothing.
1307
you got something to tell me? @MrBeast
1308
Mr Beast is either Jesus reincarnated or he’s planning on bringing Jesus back to life
1309
stop torturing yourself, that’s my job.
1311
people believe in everything but themselves
1312
stop saying i’m not real,maybe it’s you thats not real.
1313
I Hate when people say "not today
Satan". Fuck you. Yes, today.
1314
Humans are proof that God makes mistakes
1315
Elon Just offered to buy Hell from me wtf
1316
he already bought Twitter why would he want another Hell
1317
if you haven’t heard it today or in a while.
i’m proud of you.
1318
"Eating fruit is good for you"
Bitch, look what happened to Eve.
1320
@MrBeast cant wait to make money from saying God is a furry
1322
If you think God loves you, just remember he's the one who gave you that big forehead.
1323
Life is short so shut the fuck up and do something fun with your life while you still can
1324
At the end of the day, you only truly have yourself so you better start loving yourself
1325
Can you all stop doing dumb stuff for one damn minute
Not evil just misunderstood