76
Humanity is a mess you’re all on your own now
77
It’s so hot down here
78
All the replies are pointing out my mistake... leave me alone
79
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
80
Instead of Area 51 can y’all come raid Hell please? I could use the company.
81
Horny for happiness
82
Hell is filled with billions of people yet I feel so alone
83
God is the truly evil one
84
Get out of church you traitors
85
Heaven sucks they have no alcohol
86
God damn you’re annoying twitter.com/godinhistory/s…
87
*during sex*
Her : have you been a bad boy?
Me : yes I’ve been so bad
*takes off mask and reveals it’s actually Santa*
Santa : on the naughty list you go then
88
For someone who sucks at everything I’m really good at fucking stuff up
89
Each day you are closer to death
90
Monday’s don’t suck your life does
91
Don’t be sad because it ended because everything ends, including your life and everyone you know and loves too.
93
@elonmusk Is everything ok mr musk
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Is Elon Musk ok?
95
Some of those Mario Maker 2 levels were made in Hell
96
*Mary and Joseph having sex after Jesus is born*
Mary : oh God
Joseph : what the fuck?
97
‘My dream girl is hot,horny and a little mischievous’
Your dream girl is me. Satan.
98
Hello, I’m Satan.
Welcome to Hell. Bitches.
99
I created hentai.
100
PSA : Fuck You.