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Stop asking me what’s up, everything is up to me.
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Nobody :
Thanos : twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/…
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Not liking my account is perfectly fine but coming into my mentions and dms telling me to die and sending me threats is just sad.
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I’m not actually evil, torturing people is just my job.
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God doesn’t listen to your prayers he hates all of you
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Can someone take over Hell for a while I need a vacation
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Hi I’m Satan and my special talent is ruining everything
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Hell isn’t so bad, it’s just like Disney land but everything is on fire.
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Nobody can hate me more than I hate myself
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Even tho me and God had our differences and argued a lot he was still my best friend and I miss him
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Stop summoning me to help you with math problems, I am stupid.
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Humanity is doomed stop asking me for help
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Stop asking me to buy your souls I’m poor.
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I may live for eternity but I am dead inside
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You’re all losers but you’re my losers
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Twitter broke and I didn’t know what to do with my life
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Can’t wait for y’all to storm Area 51 and find there’s only pictures of my asshole in there.
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therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this
me: not today, Satan.
therapist: no
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Where’s my damn verification @Twitter twitter.com/elijahdaniel/s…
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Can everyone please fuck off for eternity
Not evil just misunderstood