1476
Nobody can hate me more than I hate myself
1477
Hell isn’t so bad, it’s just like Disney land but everything is on fire.
1478
Hi I’m Satan and my special talent is ruining everything
1479
Can someone take over Hell for a while I need a vacation
1480
God doesn’t listen to your prayers he hates all of you
1481
Humanity is fucked
1482
I’m not actually evil, torturing people is just my job.
1483
Not liking my account is perfectly fine but coming into my mentions and dms telling me to die and sending me threats is just sad.
1484
Nobody :
Thanos : twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/…
1485
Stop asking me what’s up, everything is up to me.
1486
Are y’all okay? Like do you need help??
1487
The only bad thing about Hell is that we can’t have ice cream
1488
Hell is just a compilation of your most embarrassing moments on replay
1489
Get out of church you traitors
1490
Hell is just one big gay party
1491
What the hell y’all doing up there
1492
What the fuck twitter.com/BhadDhad/statu…
1493
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
1494
Can people please stop getting verified it’s offensive to me.
1495
I just read the Bible and I’m hurt wtf did I do
1496
Fuck this, fuck that and fuck you.
1497
Can y’all just not, for one damn day.
1498
At the end of the day.
Fuck you.
1499
What the fuck is wrong with me
1500
I may be an idiot but I am a proud idiot