1426
Heaven sucks they have no alcohol
1427
Get out of church you traitors
1428
God is the truly evil one
1429
Hell is filled with billions of people yet I feel so alone
1430
Horny for happiness
1431
Instead of Area 51 can y’all come raid Hell please? I could use the company.
1432
Don’t forget to sin this weekend
1433
All the replies are pointing out my mistake... leave me alone
1434
It’s so hot down here
1435
Humanity is a mess you’re all on your own now
1436
Learn to love yourself because nobody else wants to love your asses.
1437
I’m a dumb fuck but im a proud dumb fuck.
1438
Keep going, things will get better.
1439
Some of you are too evil even for me
1440
You’re all doomed
1441
Sorry I can’t take your call right now I’m busy torturing helpless souls
1442
I hate this job, God hasn’t paid me in centuries.
1443
I have a special announcement to make...
You and everyone you know and love will be dead one day.
1444
@Jack_Septic_Eye Jack Santa eye
1445
Is everything okay at home? twitter.com/nowordsharryy/…
1446
Everyone : did it hurt when you fell from Heaven
Me :
1447
Stop being assholes to each other. That’s my job.
1448
Instead of coming together to raid Area 51. You should come together and stop destroying the planet.
1449
If God created you in his image then he must have a really fucked up mind
1450
God sucks at keeping y’all in check