677
there are two types of people in the morning. im neither. mornings dont exist in Hell.
678
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Welcome to Hell, have some fire.
679
If I wasn't around, churches would go out of business
680
Wake up you evil fuckers it’s time to sin
681
God hacked me pls ignore twitter.com/s8n/status/119…
683
@Twitter The blue tick would look great on me
684
The worst part about hell is all the anti-vaxxers
686
*me in Heaven minding my business*
God : get out
687
that embarrassing thing you did last week you forgot about? I didn’t forget.
688
Wake your loser ass up it’s time to sin
691
Come to Hell, we have the best memes.
692
Wake your dumb ass up it’s time to sin
693
Who needs sleep when you can have death
695
Torturing people stopped being fun when everyone started to enjoy it
697
Everyone loves Jesus birthday but nobody cares about mine :(
698
down here at chrismas time, instead of giving gifts, we give souls to each other.
699
Wake up you sexy cunt it’s time to sin
700
putting pineapples on pizza can get you kicked out of hell
Not evil just misunderstood