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This is how I talk to Cerberus twitter.com/CuteEmergency/…
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Only for the free wine twitter.com/michaelyawantw…
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doctor: saves patient's life
patient: THANK GOD!
doctor: am I a joke to you?
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Hell just froze over, we gotta evacuate.
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It’s nearly that time of the year I get Christmas lists from dyslexic kids again.
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all of these other capitalist companies are doing massive sales this week so i guess i might as well partake from down here. Code “CAPITALIST” takes 66.6% off all sticker orders all week long on stickys8n.com
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How I fell from heaven twitter.com/angelicaschul/…
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No nut November? More like no nut NEVER. Masturbation is a sin and you’re all going to Hell.
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@god You’re the one who made them that stupid don’t blame me
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remember to keep the fireplace lit so that fat fuck burns his asshole on the way down
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Some people go to heaven because I don't want them ruining hell.
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You’re never truly alone. You’ll always have the sweet release of death.
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You ever feel alone? Don't worry, I'm always watching you.
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You better not be going to church today bitch
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Dog and cat haters have a special place in Hell
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Why do you lip sync like an old Kung fu movie twitter.com/LexiNajera/sta…
Not evil just misunderstood