Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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Please don’t drink & drive there’s enough morons down here.
602
Ill never forgive any of you for making minions so popular
603
Another day unverified. Still heartbroken and in pain. Don’t summon.
604
When you die you either go to Heaven or Ohio
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I’m so close to 2 million what do I do
606
Yeah Jesus is cool but is he red?
607
What the fuck is wrong with me
608
I heard Jesus was talking shit about me in heaven, well guess what bitch atleast i don’t have to live with my dad for all eternity.
609
Me : *exists* Everyone : not today, satan
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don’t get too excited about 2023. 2020 was just the warm up.
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Should I get a Satan tattoo
614
Wake up sexy people it’s time to sin
615
*God showing off humanity* God : I made them in my image Angel : you need serious help
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The world is a fucked up place
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I just took a DNA test, turns out I don't care what you are, you're still going to Hell.
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Get your lazy ass out of bed and do something fun today 👿
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*Me and God having sex* t.co/LZeWSUGt41
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Horny for happiness
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If I hear someone says "bless you" after a sneeze in hell one more damn time..
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Just a reminder, school is the second equivalent of hell
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Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red in Hell.