526
Y'all celebrate when Jesus was born, but what bout me?
527
If Santa doesn’t get you a gift this year . Don’t worry, I’ll hook you up instead.
528
Jesus : are you my dad or are you me?
God : yes
529
Elon Just offered to buy Hell from me wtf
530
Would you be happy with what you’ve done in life if it ended today?
531
Stop being evil fuckers that’s my job
532
@pewdiepie no YOU ARE epic!!
533
@tragicbirdapp tf they mean rarely
534
the monster under your bed said you were crying all night, you good?
535
Wake up you stupid slut it’s time to sin
537
*accidentally bumps into someone*
Them : Jesus Christ, watch where you’re going.
Me : wtf did u just call me?
538
Stop telling me to go to hell bitch I’m trying
539
Nobody :
Me falling out of Heaven : twitter.com/s8n/status/121…
540
Santa is drunk and passed out,sorry he won’t be bringing you anything for Christmas.
541
Another day unverified. Please don’t summon me I want to be alone.
542
Praying to God won’t fix your life. That’s on YOU.
543
stop fighting your demons and start working with them
544
Instead of Area 51 can y’all come raid Hell please? I could use the company.
545
Judge : I’m sentencing you to the death penalty
*death walking out with a goalkeeper outfit on* : let’s fucking do this
546
stop offering me goats wtf
547
Hi, my name is Satan and I am addicted to torturing souls.
548
You sure about that? twitter.com/omarsuleiman50…
549
Who cares, we’re all going to Hell.
550
Wake up you sexy cunt it’s time to sin