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everyone asking "where's childe" but nobody asking "how's childe" he's still upset over his boyfriend duping him in 1.1 he's gonna need some time to recover and that's why he's not at the festival
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I find it very funny that childe needs his own drop to level his talents. you need to give him a beatdown many times to satisfy him. he is a masochist.
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i miss him (guy in current event) #albedo
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wow my first speedpaint (with audio)
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/leaks kavehs fallen line being "don't... crush my dreams" and childe being the defender of childhood dreams? childe would literally treat him so well and gas him up so hard if they don't meet in the next 3 to 5 business days I'm filing a formal complaint
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zhongli: childe
childe: yes, consultant?
zhongli: I was just thinking that your eyes were like the stars
childe: ///// c-consul-
zhongli: why are they so far apart
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#レオいず 🐱💕
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protecting kaveh isn't enough I have to shatter myself into a million pieces and use the shards to build him a palace
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we thought childe was a fox before but I can't believe he's actually just also a fluffy cat. he's not cunning at all. all he does is scream at you at 4am for attention and world domination.
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I love how mihoyo had to specifically specify that the chopsticks zhongli gave childe are dragon and phoenix patterned. they could've just said chopsticks but no mihoyo wanted to explicitly say that they are IN LOVE
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zhongli confessing to childe via Chopstick Gift has the same roundabout energy as saying "the moon is beautiful" and zhongli thinks that childe is his wife now because he accepted the chopsticks even though childe has no clue
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thinking very hard about kaveh bringing home a stray Fatui harbinger who just flits in and out sometimes and comes to wash the dishes and wipe a few countertops and drop down a sack of bloody fresh roadkill and then disappear for 4 full moons
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kaeya: raise your hand if you like me
childe: what if I don't like you
kaeya: then raise your standards