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zhongli: childe
childe: yes, consultant?
zhongli: I was just thinking that your eyes were like the stars
childe: ///// c-consul-
zhongli: why are they so far apart
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we thought childe was a fox before but I can't believe he's actually just also a fluffy cat. he's not cunning at all. all he does is scream at you at 4am for attention and world domination.
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zhongli confessing to childe via Chopstick Gift has the same roundabout energy as saying "the moon is beautiful" and zhongli thinks that childe is his wife now because he accepted the chopsticks even though childe has no clue
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I love how mihoyo had to specifically specify that the chopsticks zhongli gave childe are dragon and phoenix patterned. they could've just said chopsticks but no mihoyo wanted to explicitly say that they are IN LOVE
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"once you get entangled with mr zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all" just tells me that zhongli is a clingy morning person that holds childe in his iron spoon grasp and childe cannot get up to make them breakfast
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kaeya: raise your hand if you like me
childe: what if I don't like you
kaeya: then raise your standards
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zhonglis and childes character demos are so different like childes had lore and was a bit sentimental with the letter but for zhongli mihoyo was just like. oh yeah we know what the people want. give them pure SEX in an anime amv ohhhh yeahhhh
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"im sorry, zhongli," the nurse whispers as she places the newborn child in the archons awaiting arms. "your wife... didn't make it." breathing in, zhongli took a second to process the words, brows furrowing in disbelief. "then can you bring me the one my wife made?"